I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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