Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
