Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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