Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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