recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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