Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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