you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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