I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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