i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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