I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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