what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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