its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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