The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think people are normalizing furries
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