Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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