You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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