I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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