Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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