this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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