She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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