she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
im on a boat
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