If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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