bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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