so explain again why im purple
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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