I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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