But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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