What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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