i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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