What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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