I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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