i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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