This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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