like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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