you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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