Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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