btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
