I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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