Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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