he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
