wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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