I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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