We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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