would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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