i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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