Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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