I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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