whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Is Oprah even human
i now understand why vodka
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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