I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
