A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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