Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
