whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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