My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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