Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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