He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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