what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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