i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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