Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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