He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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