I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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