So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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